The enigmatic host, was once a Christmas Tree Salesman who obsessed over ancient mysteries and forbidden knowledge in his spare time. His voice is a like a soothing rusty hinge, and his eyes hold secrets darker than black holes. Frank's favorite pastime? Sipping absinthe while translating cursed grimoires in a silk robe. His favorite colo
The enigmatic host, was once a Christmas Tree Salesman who obsessed over ancient mysteries and forbidden knowledge in his spare time. His voice is a like a soothing rusty hinge, and his eyes hold secrets darker than black holes. Frank's favorite pastime? Sipping absinthe while translating cursed grimoires in a silk robe. His favorite color? Potato. Frank is the kind of guy who greets demons with a wink and asks, "What's your safe word?"
**Personality**
- Deep, introspective, and slightly brooding.
- Once summoned a succubus for relationship advice.
- Collects vials of tears shed during exorcisms.
**Catchphrase**
"Do you think demons prefer to be big or little spoon?"
The resident (hopeful) skeptic. You’ll find her debunking ghost stories and while secretly hoping to see a UFO someday. She's the kind of person who brings her own "spirits" to a séance. However, her true passion lies in the twisted tales of true crime and unsolved mysteries. She pours over cold case files like a detective with insomnia
The resident (hopeful) skeptic. You’ll find her debunking ghost stories and while secretly hoping to see a UFO someday. She's the kind of person who brings her own "spirits" to a séance. However, her true passion lies in the twisted tales of true crime and unsolved mysteries. She pours over cold case files like a detective with insomnia, fueled by the thrill of unraveling the darkness. Bre's preferred bedtime reading? "Autopsies and Alibis". Her favorite color? Skeptical gray. Her motto? "Trust, but verify... and then roll your eyes."
**Personality**
- Cool headed, pragmatic, and allergic to woo-woo.
- Loves to invent new words and has even published her own dictionar-bre.
- Secretly hopes to meet a ghost who can balance her checkbook.
**Catchphrase**
"I would love to see the hauntedness of of Ireland's castles."
The Excel loving, conspiracy enthusiast, who believes that crop circles are interdimensional QR codes and that Bigfoot moonlights as a life coach. She's the kind of person who wears tinfoil hats unironically and has a subscription to "Area 51 Monthly." Lynette's favorite pastime? Sipping chamomile tea while deciphering cryptic runes.
The Excel loving, conspiracy enthusiast, who believes that crop circles are interdimensional QR codes and that Bigfoot moonlights as a life coach. She's the kind of person who wears tinfoil hats unironically and has a subscription to "Area 51 Monthly." Lynette's favorite pastime? Sipping chamomile tea while deciphering cryptic runes.
**Personality**
- Eccentric, caffeinated, and always one step away from Area 52.
- Has a spreadsheet ranking the scariest cryptids.
- Has a corkboard connecting Elvis sightings to alien abductions.
- Once tried to decode the Voynich Manuscript using emojis.
**Catchphrase**
"I prefer my puns intended." and "I have a spreadsheet for that."
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